I wish you could open your dm and a letter that i've sent yo.. (OnlyFans)

I wish you could open your dm and a letter that i've sent you would just *pop* out of your screen. 
Do you know how cool that would be? I put so much effort into my letters it's actually a lil' sad lol
I write like 3-4 letters a year and everytime I do it's like: 
So this is my letter to you, in internet form ❤ 

**SKADOOSHH** 
-plonks down *huge* sticker book (because I'm totally into hoarding stickers) 
**FLWAP**
-giant coloring pencil collection rolls out over the floor
**BZZBZZZBZZZZ**
-prints *memes* *YOU'RE OUT OF INK*
**SCREAMS**
-loads ink into tray
**BZZZBZZBZZZZ**
-finally, its printing
**SCHLLLLLP** 
-glue stick initiated. 

"Hey. I've eaten 4 chocolate bars tonight and I feel kinda sick, please send help." 

**PAPAPAPAPAP** 
-slams stickers and memes onto letter with glue
**SCHLP**
-licks the seal on the envelope
**FUCK**
-it doesn't need to be licked, it's peelable.

*delivers letter to you*