I often wonder what the first thing a guy thinks when he see.. (OnlyFans)

I often wonder what the first thing a guy thinks when he sees a chick that makes him hot.  I know when I see a guy I think is hot, I immediately think about putting his dick in my mouth.  I can't help it; it just goes that way.  When I see a girl I want, I think about licking her.  I must be a very oral person.  Plus, I like to do things to people, I'm a giver, kind of.  I am also selfish.  I enjoy a good cum way more than I do giving a blowjob.  The initial thought is always me doing something to the person though.  It's never "gee; I bet he, or she, licks a good pussy."  It's always me doing the licking.  Then I want the return, and I want a lot of it!  That's not always true.  It depends on the situation.  When I was working, I truly loved to give blowjobs to completion under desks, in the storeroom, wherever.  I was addicted to doing it, and I probably still am.  I get off just on the act of doing it.  I still get turned on thinking about the weird stuff I would like to do to certain people.  So it's not all about receiving for me. It's probably fifty percent either way if it were put to numbers.

Oh boy, what's new in the world.  It's still the same old shit, and I'm tired of it.  I was listening to people bitch about people on unemployment the other day.  Something about staying at home because they make more money there than going to work.  I don't care either way honestly.  I have a thousand jokes about unemployed people, but not one of them works—Queue drum roll.  Get it?  I know, lame.  I can't help myself.  I have to be careful because everyone is so fragile anymore.  I am of the firm belief that my right to offend you far exceeds your right not to be offended.  So there.  Take that straight to the bank.  Is it just me or has common sense left the building?  Probably just me.  

Casca.  What can I say?  She's hot.  She's Russian, and I'd be her one and only if she let me.  She isn't going to let me.  We have fun shooting together now and then, and I get to have my kicks that way.  She is on onlyfans.  You can find her right here!  https://onlyfans.com/cascaakashova  I have no idea what anyone else does on Onlyfans as I am a loner and just do my own thing.  It's easier that way.

Dick pics and ratings.  I like dick pics, and I don't mind rating them.  The problem though, is that I'm honest.  If you have a two, you're getting a two.  I use the tried and true method of the scale of 1-10.  Size doesn't determine your number, in case you were wondering.  Dimension is a head game for guys.  Thank porn for instilling that into you.  I have a guy with an actual two-inch penis hard that makes me cum as hard or harder than guys with nine-inch dicks.  Sure, we use verbal head games during sex, but who cares? It works for both of us, and that's all that counts.  Use your heads, boys, not the little one either.  Get inside my head, and I'll take care of your little head.  I never did understand why people are hesitant to tell me or anyone they are having sex with what they like.  You should see the weird shit that runs through my mind, and I'll spit it out at church sermon.  I have gotten way off track.  I do that if you haven't already noticed.  Dick pics.  Send them if you like, feel free to tip me a measly five if you want it rated.  I take shit from other girls about dick pics.  They are seemingly offended by dicks.  We all have to look at their pics, which a lot of them I could do without seeing, but let someone post a dick pic, and all hell breaks loose.  They feel I encourage you dick pic bandits.  I certainly hope so.  They want me to stop inspiring you.  I will not, nor will I ever.  A girl has a line that she won't cross, and banning dick pics is mine dammit!  Man, I am rambling on about some weird shit.  Time to call it quits.  Catch you all later!

Love Ya!

Brooke