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I have green toes now. I changed the colors on my toenails. I know. Another thing you were dying to hear. I did hit on the lady doing my toes. She either didn't understand me or pretended not to, so I would leave her alone. You will have these things. I could use a solid gay girlfriend, though. I am so in the mood for licking a musty box. The thought of it makes me slippery.

The Tik Tok. It must go. Kids seem to think that the Tik Tok is the real world. Dancing around like a ding dong is not how the actual world works. It requires hard work. Why am I saying this? I just ran into a 14 yr old who doesn't know how to tie his own shoes, and he thinks that's okay. It's not. Plus, have you seen the fucking nutballs on there? Most seem to be teachers dead set on discussing sex with kids. Maybe this is why kids can't tie their own shoes. Look, the world is not fuzzy bunnies and fluffy clouds. It never will be. It would be nauseating if it were. You will stub your toe now and then. Whether or not you get PTSD from it is somewhat an indicator of your character. I'm just saying. This is your pretentious lecture from a porn ho who eats sperm on Onlyfans. Just what you wanted to read. Now go stub your toe and laugh it off.