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MILF porn. There is always at least one motherfucker in it. Just saying.

I was sucking a guy's dick once, and he had a seizure. He started bouncing around like a fish out of water. He said he was fine. I went home. Just thought I would tell you that. True story, though.

On the same note, I was sucking a guy's dick once, and he pumped his jizz down my throat...and I fell in love with him. I know. Weird. True, but still weird. He was married, so that didn't work out. Thought I'd bring a conclusion to that short story. Another true story. Dick has that effect on me.

Joseph on here asked me the difference between being a girlfriend and a wife. I would suspect about 40 to 50 pounds and a sex drive that is "warning experts only" vs. "out of order" with the girlfriend holding the experts only sign. Wait...am I being politically incorrect? Probably and I could be wrong. But am I?

I dump anyone who isn't willing to satisfy me sexually. If we are sitting around, I want dick, then give it to me or spend 20 minutes getting me off another way. I get it. Even the horniest of dudes hits a point where they don't want to fuck at that moment. I get it. I'm the same way. But if you let me know that your horny and want to fuck, and I don't want to...I'll jerk your dick off for you. It's common courtesy and takes anywhere from 2 to 15 minutes. Time well spent. I expect the same from you. Obviously not jerking my dick off. I don't have a dick. But finger me, lick me, use my toys but do something, dammit! This only counts once a day. After that, you are on your own. It is an unspoken rule...the recipient of services is responsible for set up and clean up. Just saying.

Politics are out of control. I am not the smartest person in the room when it comes to politics, and most likely, neither are you...so let us stick to porn. It's easy to see the other person's point of view when discussing porn. I actually do discuss porn with people. It's enjoyable. It turns me on, I know it has to turn the other people on, and it gets people to open up. I guess I also mix my own sex life in with porn, so maybe that's the difference. I know that once you get people started, it's hard to get them to stop. I'm very okay with that. I have found out that my friend wants to try anal sex for the first time. I have discovered that several of my friends have ventured into swinging. I have had women approach me afterward to let me know they want to do gay things and would like me to teach them. And yes, we have had "how to be gay" lessons because I am always eager to teach someone to eat my beaver. The key to discussing porn/sex as a conversation topic is to be aware that you may be making someone uncomfortable and if you even think you are, stop. I can say that talking about sucking a dick is way better than talking about who the worst politician is.MILF porn. There is always at least one motherfucker in it. Just saying.