Two long storms right in a row. Im good with a hurricane now.. (OnlyFans)

Two long storms right in a row. Im good with a hurricane now and then but both these bastards are fat and out of shape and move soooo slow. Couple of houses across the street are falling in the ocean. Walked over and looked at them and I give it a few more hours and then happy sailing...consider it a free cruise without having to get off your couch. I know, I am a rude bastard. Look the one going in the water as we speak is fricking multi million dollar stick house. It should float. For the billionth time... If you build a house on the beach dunes you are playing Russian roulette but with 3 bullets instead of 1. Just a matter of time. I guess the condo towers are in danger of collapse as well. They evacuated them earlier. The HOA fees are going to be a mother if they do.