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Here is a set of pics I don't think that I have ever put up. I was reminded by the guy who took them. He wanted to see them again as he said he lost them. I found them. If he wants to see them again, there is a toll to pay. His dick in my cunt should pay the way for him. I'll let you know if he coughs something up for me.

People are annoyed when I send them messages with misspellings. If I answer messages on my phone, it's anybody's guess as to what might end up being sent. I get to go, and then the phone changes whatever the fuck it feels like, and before you know it, I've sent something completely unintelligible because I didn't proofread it. What would be a good joke to tell here? I know. The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Occasionally, do you just feel like a warm mouthful of balls? Probably not. Let me rephrase that. Is there ever a time when you just want a warm, wet cunt to soak your tongue in? You pretend it's a pussy. I'll pretend it's a cock. Though a pussy works for me, if I had to order off the menu, it would be dick. I'm kind of in that mood. I've been that way since I saw that guy yesterday at Lowes. I am absolutely curious, almost to the point of desperation, to find out what his dick looks like. I bet it's a good one. I just know it is somehow. It's almost as if I can taste it. You might not have noticed, but I'm wearing cock goggles at the moment. You'd wear them the same way you'd wear beer glasses, but instead of the alcohol running through your system, it's hormones going off the rails. It seems the older I get, the more often I'm wearing cock goggles. I'm okay with that!

What happens now. I have no idea. Nobody is around. My toys are around and I'm fighting with myself not to use them. I have high hopes a dick in shining armor will cum and stab me with his sword. Repeatedly. I should probably stop this right now before it gets too stupid.