Not much going on yesterday in the way of emptying testicles.. (OnlyFans)

Not much going on yesterday in the way of emptying testicles. Not my fault. I would have gladly deflated some ball sacks. I did get some good videos and pics from fans, and yes, I actually rubbed one out to a subscriber's video. I admit it. It was a good video. The cock was on point, and the cumshot was solid. I got to say this again but with a different twist. Instead of telling me you rubbed one out watching my stuff, send me a video of you rubbing one out. "Oh, but Brooke...I need to protect my privacy." said in a whiny, annoying way. When is the last time you have seen me post a video of someone yanking on a fat cock? Yeah...never. Besides, you don't have to show your face. I don't care about that. Well, I guess I do, but I don't need to see it. I can always mentally insert a face to go with the dick. Settle down, Chucky...unless your dick has some kind of tattoo or looks like a corkscrew... absolutely nobody is going to pull you out of a lineup based on your cock pic/video. If you cum a ton... I'm your buddy. Send me all you got. Just saying. 

Fuck. Look at me. A dirty old woman soliciting dick pics on the internet to rub one out too. Oh well. Could be worse. I could be smoking 3 packs a day, getting high, day drinking, and eating 6 Big Macs a day. Dick pics have got to be healthier than that.

Holy shit, is there ever not a time it's not "Pride" month, week, day, minute? For fuck's sake. I can't keep track of it. Look, I like being gay occasionally as much as the next muff muncher, but I don't need to hold a parade every time I make out with a chick. It's exhausting, and quite frankly, if I have to hear about another alphabet soup celebration, I'm going to lose my shit. Just saying.

I was asked to tone it down with what I write. Sadly, I did just that. But I thought about it, and fuck that. I'm tired of worrying about everyone's feelings and mental well-being. If reading something I wrote upsets, someone, I'm not the problem. They have way bigger issues than me. Look, I'm not right about everything. I never claim to be an expert, and I often finish by saying, "I could be wrong." Unless it cums to porn. Then I'm just telling you the truth, and the people complaining about that are upset because the truth fucks up the grift they might be running.