Dig, pour concrete, suck a dick, repeat. 😜 I am leaving a co.. (OnlyFans)

Dig, pour concrete, suck a dick, repeat. 😜 I am leaving a concrete legacy in my backyard. I should take more pics of what I have actually done. Some contractor said it couldn't be done bag by bag. It's almost done. In fact, the hard parts are over with. So phooey on youee. Stand back, Bob Villa...hold my beer. I got this.

What's the suck-a-dick part? I sucked a few dicks for the help. It's a win-win for me. I like sucking dick. Just like you like eating pussy...it's the same thing for me, just with a dick. I would have sucked their dick anyway. I probably shouldn't tell them that.

I scare the 20-somethings. I don't know why. I just do. The thing that they should be scared of is I run faster horny than they do scared. They won't get away. I'm stronger than most of them, so that's even worse for them. The good thing is these guys have dicks that still stand tall and hard even when held down and terrified. It makes me laugh. It's even funnier when they get their confidence underneath them and cum back for round two. I switch it up and drain their balls in seconds. I like doing that.

I am not a Gucci whore. I'm a practical whore. I hate paying more than $25 for a pair of shoes. Seems stupid. I have zero desire to live the pumped-up lips, expensive lifestyle. Waste of time. I'd rather put an air horn on my Jeep. You can actually use that.

I was sitting at the bar of my favorite local food joint, and some of the guys I was hanging out with were talking about beer. One asked if there was anything better than an icy cold Bud Light. I said yes...a warm Busch. See where I went with that one? That was quick, if I may say so myself.

I swear to whatever that some of these fucking morons coming out of college are dumber than a box of rocks. They could sit around counting their own balls all day long and never cum up with the same number twice. What the fuck do you even do with a Human Arts degree? Is that even a thing?