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"Hey, sorry, are you Elëa?"
"Yeah..."
"Well, happy to see you!"
"I'm sorry..."
"Sorry? For what?"
"That I look like this..."
"Oh... no need to apologize?"
"You were expecting a sexy Insta model and I look like this..."
"Did you edit your pics on tinder or what?"
"No, I actually looked like this. I had
the perfect body. But I really let myself go in the past few months. I got lazy and I kept stuffing my face. Soon enough, the pounds piled on. I used to be the prettiest girl in the room, now I'm a pig."
"Don't say that about yourself, you're beautiful!"
"You don't have to say that. I know I lied to you. You thought I was a skinny hottie and I show up with a huge pot belly that doesn't even fit my largest shirt. I look like a fat blubbery blob. Look, this chair isn't even big enough for my ass!"
"Well why didn't you post your new pictures?"
"Nobody would go out with an obese whale like me! I thought that maybe I could lose the weight before a date but I just keep growing and growing... Who would ever go out with a fatty with no self-control?"
"I would."
"You would?"
"I think some extra pounds look great on you."
"Really? Even if I keep getting bigger?"
"You can get as big as you want with that pretty face."
"Oh... Well... let's get this date started!"

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