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I got hit totally out of nowhere with an insanely busy time at work so I’ve been totally MIA but there was no way I could let this gut pass me by without sharing it with you. It snuck up on me, I guess the stress is getting to me more than I’d realized… although I don’t know why I’d be surprised to see this when I just jammed a bag full of McDonald’s into my face. But seriously, by the time I walked into my apartment my belly had pushed through my shirt and my pants and I literally had to strip them off in order to keep moving. It’s crazy because normally that kind of thing is like a bit dramatized/exaggerated for our enjoyment but every once in a while it happens organically and all of the sudden you’re busting out of your pants on a Monday afternoon. Anyway, I’ll see y’all later, I’m about to pass out from a long day (not that I’d be able to heave myself up anyway)

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