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👑🇺🇸🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨🇺🇸👑

🏆New Miss America CROWNED!🏆

Miss Idaho has shocked competitors, judges and nationwide Americans alike and been crowned the new Miss America! It has been rumoured that this recent ‘woke’ generation actually LIKE the fact that Miss Idaho was upfront about using her sexuality to get ahead in the pageant game 😱 One onlooker had the following to say: 

‘I’m actually glad that Miss Idaho has finally called a spade a spade and admitted that she used her sexual attractiveness to get ahead in the pageant - pageants have been judging women based on their looks and behaviour for years, but this time Miss Idaho has not been shamed for using these same things to get ahead in the competition and I for one don’t really have anything against what she did - it’s been happening all over the world behind closed doors since the beginning of time - GO IDAHO!’ 

Another long time pageant fan was quoted as saying:

‘To be honest, I’m not quite sure why anyone was trying to shame Miss Idaho for her affair with Judge Joshua - how come Judge Joshua isn’t the one on everyone’s lips? (Not just Miss Idaho’s…😜).

We’re not quite sure what to make of this complete shocker of a crowning ceremony but we know one thing for certain - we’ve definitely been spending a lot of our time admiring those ‘leaked’ photos that Miss Idaho sent judge Joshua! 

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