Miss Boleyn is supposed to be holding a lavish dinner tomorr.. (OnlyFans)

Miss Boleyn is supposed to be holding a lavish dinner tomorrow night and all of England’s nobility will be in attendance. You’ve been very busy, what with your codpiece needing to be remoulded and the oil painting you’ve been posing for for the past few weeks, and you’ve seen very little of Anne Boleyn. You do hope that she’s not up to her old tricks again and trying to use witchcraft to summon your cranky old peen to her bedroom quarters…. 🧐🔮