You’re really starting to have your doubts about Anne Boleyn.. (OnlyFans)

You’re really starting to have your doubts about Anne Boleyn and her intentions for tomorrow’s elegant dinner soirée; your servants have been pestering you to go and visit her in her bedroom quarters for days now but you’ve been too busy with your new codpiece to be distracted by Anne; you know that once you lay eyes on her you’ll be under her spell and you won’t be able to do any important work (like posing nude for that oil painting you want to have put up in the library, and eating turkey legs etc). You might just have to pay her a visit before the event tomorrow though, even though you do have a rule of not assisting whatsoever in the organising of social events at your castle, you still want to make sure Anne isn’t planning on doing one of her boring feminist speeches at the dinner again. Last time she got three of the ladies in waiting to take their names off of ‘Henry the Eighth inch’s list of potential conquests’ and start learning to read, goddamit! You need to make sure she knows that she’s to behave like a classy, meek, subservient woman at this dinner party and that she is definitely NOT going to engage in discussions about the perils of patriarchy of any kind! Maybe you’ll have to bring your riding crop to her bedroom quarters since Anne Boleyn has been such a big fan of it in the past (it’s also been pretty much out of use since your latest horse collapsed under the sheer weight of your enormous codpiece and you’ve been wanting for an excuse to use it again)… we shall see…