Alright so my last comparison to GoT apparently wasn't a goo.. (OnlyFans)

Alright so my last comparison to GoT apparently wasn't a good one it seems like season 8 wasn't well received so I decided to listen to influencer gurus who talk about business and how to sell stuff so I'm gonna use the tactics I learned to pitch you this reshill.

First I gotta create a demand. So I'm gonna create a demand that you buy this. I demand it.

Then I gotta pitch the product. Hi I'm the product. More specifically this video. Here's ya go. Fastball down the center.

And then I gotta upsell. So after you listen to my demand about buying my pitch product you should look around a bit more and pick up something else.

And then make sure it's a product you need. So I'm hoping by waiting til tonight your maybe looking towards that nightly masturbation session to help you get a good nights sleep.

And then you gotta make sure to make them a repeat customer. You're subscribed so you'll still be here probably.

And finally you gotta reinvest in yourself so for every sale I shall invest in one extra minute of napping tomorrow.

I shall let you all know how it worked in the morning.