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u guys have been asking for this for a while, & now its finally the time: I'm doing Dick Ratings!!! that's right, u can now tip to have the honor of me rating your peen with my real unfiltered thoughts ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ

the break down is simple: u send me pics of your dong plus a tip, and I send back my review. $50 is a rating from one to ten, $75 is a sentence where I tell you my initial thoughts, and for $100 i write you a whole paragraph about what i really think, what i could do with it, really getting in to my inner art critic, ya feel me? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)