never, i repeat, NEVER open a bottle with your teeth. i know.. (OnlyFans)

never, i repeat, NEVER open a bottle with your teeth. i know this is obvious to most people, but not to Tessa ‘Party-fouler’. i tried to show off and pull out some of my old bar tricks and ended up cracking my tooth to the point of needing a dental implant. i had work done on the tooth years ago and apparently this made it more vulnerable to breaking when exposed to BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA.
i’m a fucking idiot 

im currently in quite a bit of pain, and i’ve got a pretty gimp lip. so i’ll have to reschedule the live show. sorry guys. i’ll try to be less destructive, but i can’t make any promises